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i want a divorce
by mg at 01:22 AM on April 02, 2001
Laura, I am very disappointed in you. In all these months we've been together, we've never had these kind of problems. You have always been there for me whenever I needed you. I needed you this morning Laura, and where were you?
Well, that out of the way, in case you are wondering, Laura is the name of the server where this site is hosted. And in case you didn't notice, the site was down for about three hours this morning. Add that to the five hours on Sunday and that means the server has been down eight of the last 30 hours. That is only about 75% uptime. My host gaurantees 99% uptime.
I'm no math major but 75 is much less than 99.
So, Laura, perhaps it is time for a divorce. You can have the kids if I can have the summer home in the Hamptons.