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i eat poo, you eat poo

by mg at 02:21 PM on April 09, 2001

So, I have something to admit I lied about why the site was down last week. It didn’t have anything to do with rape. But it still did have something to do with legal troubles. You see, I had a little run in with the law at a local salad bar and spent the weekend in lock-up undergoing psychiatric tests. No, really, would a sane person have naked pictures of Betty White?

Actually, okay, you got me. I'm lying now. I wasn’t the one spending the night in jail and in need of a more than a sneeze-guard for my rear; it was Marco Arellano,

You see, Arellano allegedly concocted a mixture of water, urine and feces, and fabricated several homemade shakers fashioned from a jar with holes punched in the lid. He then used the jars to spray his funky mixture on at least 13 salad bars across midtown Manhattan last Friday.

Eric Drusano, customer at one of the afflicted eateries and master of the obvious said: “That's horrible. How can somebody do that? It sounds to me like that man is crazy.”

Crazy like a fox. Arellano has already been contacted by the Food Network, who in an attempt to capitalize on the success of MTV's Jackass, have offered him a chance to develop his own nightly program to follow Emirel Lagasse. Catching on to Arellano's feces style, the Iron Chef's Chairman Kaga has replaced the signature red pepper he bites into at the beginning of every episode with a giant turd.

comments (231)

Apparently, MTV is knee deep in feces.

by Josh at April 9, 2001 2:50 PM

Suck my toe

by Sarah at December 20, 2001 2:41 PM

i find poo has a very interesting texture. my mother caught me once and now both my parents are into my fetish.

by paul Law at January 31, 2002 8:33 AM

i eat pooo and if u do too, then email me

by crystal shover at September 22, 2002 2:14 PM

you guys are sick to the bone

by jurgen at December 19, 2002 7:45 AM

you guys sound hot stuff! want some of my poo?

by mr ass at December 20, 2002 4:58 AM

i may have no legs but i am a demon in the bedroom.

by hot mike at December 20, 2002 5:00 AM

hello, can i have some poo too?

by hernet at December 31, 2002 5:08 PM

Ummmmmmmmmmmm Poooooooo
Sounds Yummy

by PooPooHead at January 25, 2003 10:23 AM

u total utter nob cheese mara juana

by spoon at January 31, 2003 6:34 PM

im joesph wareham and im very gay, i ate my dads poo

by joe at April 8, 2003 10:01 PM

im so gay i got with my dad, i love homo and cheetham gave me head i am a penis man

by patrick wiblin at April 8, 2003 10:03 PM

I am so gay I ate out a MALE cow (bull) it was not as salty as my dads cum but was satifying it cummed so much I was not hungry for 2 days. I AM THE COCK MASTER!!!

by Hungarianopoe at June 23, 2003 11:22 AM

i like to finger myself i had sex with pat and now i have a huge boner ohh i wish andrew kobhler was here but onlly wen it bleeds

by shannon aguis at June 26, 2003 3:59 AM

i cant belive the first time i had sex with joe i got a shitty dick and i loved it while having a shitty dick he licked it off then we had a durry with my dad on a boat in nam where i wasnt spanish with my foot ohh theres a bogen in my soup

by james robertson at June 26, 2003 4:04 AM

that last string of comments has absolutely destroyed any faith I had left in humanity.

by mg at June 26, 2003 10:25 PM

no shit! (ba-dum-bum)
but that's what you get with a title like "I eat poo, you eat poo."

by Linz at June 27, 2003 10:41 AM

i got with natasha little black chick, ... and i addmit im gay i gave my mumy head

by joe wareham at June 29, 2003 1:44 AM

YeW LoT RuFf MaN EaTiN StUfF DAt CuMmZ oUt Ya AsS !! HoW lOw CaN YeW FoOlZ GeT...[X] PeAcE oUt [X] ChArL xXxxxXXXxxx

by XxPwEsHuZzxX at July 19, 2003 5:37 PM

i like to lick the poo off my boyfriend nathen dirks arse hole!!!!
it yummy expecially when he has the runs put it in a cup and i have choclate milk!!!!

by amanda bell at August 20, 2003 9:40 PM

im a newcumer to the poo family and i have a confession. I once syphoned poo from my friends (a girls) asshole and it was watery so i sucked it up with a curly straw. it was the most incredible thing. peace to my fellow poohey butts.

by poohey butt at August 21, 2003 2:48 PM

i once licked a cows shit

by amanda bell at August 21, 2003 8:15 PM

HEY HEY WHAssUP WHASSUPPP!!! I AM 13 years OLD and I EAT poo too. And Caitlin Wasserman is a SLUT!

by Joesph Beck at August 22, 2003 9:59 AM

Who likes poo?
Me and you.
Who like pee?
Freaks like Me.

Who like fun?
Poo eaters in Verdun.
Who likes your mom?
Everybody with genitals within an 8 mile radius.

by Poo poo at September 16, 2003 10:37 AM

I like to experiment with POO in my cooking. When I finish a steak and kidney and POO pie and get it out of the oven (which stinks of shit) I put it up my anus where it belongs....better in than out!!!!!!!!!!
see yers.........
xxxxxxxxxxx

by annie at September 28, 2003 1:11 PM

brad exton eats my poo ahhhhhhhhhhhh ahhhhhhhhhhhhh it feels good
rasa sucks brads penis wen it has poo on it and sarah the stupid slut sits there and crys coz shes not gettin none

by poo bums at October 29, 2003 6:09 PM

i eat my boyfriends poo. it takes nice, he takes a dump in my mouth and i slowly disolve it in my poo ridded stomach. i then dump all over his chest and on his stomach. then i lick it off, slowly, making sure iv eaten every bit. sometimes if the poo is hard ill shove it up his arse, making him scream in pleasure

by somerset at October 30, 2003 2:26 AM

Wow. You're all fucking nuts. and poo. I love it. Scat is an interesting fetish, to be examined from a far. wearing rubber gloves.

by just some random guy who hit this site by googling "I like poo" at November 7, 2003 10:27 AM

I dont eat poo!!! beacaus ive got some manners !! lol

i think us peolple who do eat pooo are pryks! ewwwwww

by Poo!Is!Boo at December 12, 2003 3:12 PM

Shit! I thought my poo eating habits were strange. Thankyou for making me see I am normal. alls I do is get down on my hands and knees and eat poo I find by the side of the road. Once I nearly got run over. The end.

by You dont know who i am and i'm not tellin or u'll stalk me at December 20, 2003 12:41 AM

MAN U GUYS ARE FUCKIN SICK BITCHES. FUCKIN FAGGETS. EATIN POO AND SHIT, FUCK GET A LIFE U CUNT. ROT IN HELL FAGGOTS.

by eh he at February 14, 2004 7:51 PM

i love darrio and pot flot out your tit blow it out your ass

by Carlo Bova at February 23, 2004 6:06 AM

Hello, Everyone Uhh man I hate when these these kids won't get off the bus you know what I mean trying to take a shat and the bus door is broken these kids wanted to go to the pool but looks like a fat one ate to much before going to the pool so now it is me sitting here at the toilet bowl i mean pool constipated I mean with a broken door and I CAN"T GET THE KIDS DROPPED OFF AT THE POOL AGH there is anoher one well I have a question anyone here ever eat some really hot food and as you taking a poo you wish some of that cold water from the bowl would splash up in the crack of your hole you know what I mean like a fire fighter putting out the flames well you know what I mean hey everyone squeeze one out for me

by Daniel at February 24, 2004 11:55 PM

I have a poem dedicated to you MR. Poo I once was sitting on the bowl and I had something for the first time jumped out of my hole it hit the water with a splash and shot water up on my ass I looked to the left and I see that there was no more Tp I screamed for relief cause somewhere in my House was a tp thief I looked under the bathroom sink but when I lifted my legs I let out the stink it knocked me out I lay on the floor and I keep squeezing out a few more my mother came in and slipped on poo looked at me and thought I was sniffing glue she said to me you passed out againand i said yes do you see my rear end a turd was hangin out your rear end I said to her it's not my fault you should have toliet paper hidden in a vault cause ever time I take a poo there is no toliet paper so what am I to do my mother said looking dead at me it's not my problem just learn how to Pee i said pee now thats no fun and then I squeezed out another one.

by Daniel at February 25, 2004 12:03 AM

my theory of poo: only people with poo hole mouths :-o can eat poo pie!!!!!!
( )
( )
(____) POO

by poo pie maniac at February 26, 2004 9:05 AM

eat some pussy that sould make you relise that there are nicer things in live then shit wich is waste get a chick fuck her brains out and here her mone no that heaven not shit

by poo hater at February 28, 2004 2:02 AM

at the moment, im fantisizing about the time my friend gabrielle came over. oh what a story. we smeared poo onto each others faces and let my rabbit lick it off. a waste of good poo i know, but you have to let the animal race enjoy the same sensations as we have the chance of enjoying once in a while.

by Patsy at February 29, 2004 8:06 AM

being bored..i typed eat my poo into google..and behold...ppl that will actually eat my poo. Which i guess in fine by me, as long as Im done with it you may eat all you want...infact..would you like to buy my poo? resonable prices..varying consistancies..many colours availible.
But really folks..surely there are nicer things to be muching on besides the warm slopy shit of thy neibour? Perhaps a change in medication would eliviate your addiction to the brownstuff....But all that aside...BUY MY SHIT!

by d-_-b at March 4, 2004 7:18 PM

u ppl r so fucked in da head. who eats their own shit? u ppl r feral. go c a doctor but pesonally we think ur beyond help. get a life faggots.
N STOP EATIN PPLZ SHIT OR UR OWN.

by mel n elena at March 20, 2004 1:44 AM

u ppl r so fucked in da head. who eats their own shit? u ppl r feral. go c a doctor but pesonally we think ur beyond help. get a life faggots.
N STOP EATIN PPLZ SHIT OR UR OWN.

by jay n kelly at March 20, 2004 1:45 AM

I like to do the cha cha when my nuts are clamped in a vice and I am lookin up a chimps asshole whilst sayin " I WISH MY DADDY DIDN'T BEAT ME IN PUBLIC! BUT OH WAIT MAYBE I DO"
Eels give good head like monkeys but I have to say that elephants are much better they have things that look like a hoover. (trunk)
Love you mummy you fucked up piece of rectum poo which I wouldn't put near my face if I had to fuck GEORGE BUSH in his earhole or maybe his nostral depends if you are picky.MMmmmmmmmmmmm PIE

by Breandan at April 7, 2004 2:17 PM

YOU GUYS ARE LIKE SO KOOL. I HAVE TRIED IT LIKE SO MANY TIMES AND I JUST CANT GET THE HANG OF IT AND IT HERTS SO I HAVE TO STIK MY FINGERS UP MY FANNY 2 GET IT OUT AND NORMALLY IT BRAKES OFF AND A LIL BIT GETS LEFT IN SIDE OF ME. NE WAY I AM GOING 2 GO TRY IT AGANE BYE MY ADMIRERS XOXOXOX EMMA BALL

by emma ball at April 10, 2004 10:20 AM

u r all gay

by rtywr at April 14, 2004 11:39 PM

i love sex so much so does my boyfriend and we always do it and we even do it on the bus please email me if you are like this

by laura at April 26, 2004 1:14 PM

i never read such sick shit in my life

by you guys are gay at May 26, 2004 9:27 AM

WOW I thoguth i was the only one, i like to deep fry my poo before i eat it, try makin a poo pie or shit-ca-bobs. Have you guys ever triee brushing your teeth with poo? its quite odd at first but after a while you will find it quite infatuating. I enjoy smiling at people when there is poo in my teeth. Does anyone want to buy my Poo on e-bay? 5$ a L. Now that im 37, and that ive been shitting in my mouth since i was 12, i find that poo tasts better with age, save poo in a jar, add some seasonings. after a year or so it will liquify then you will drink that, it will give you a boner for sure.

by pooooooooo at May 26, 2004 2:13 PM

Im the gays kid alive one time me and my uncle and dad all shit on my moms tit and we allll ate it all gone

by nick leeman at June 4, 2004 12:45 PM

I am the biggest freak here. I am a Jewish, Black, openly gay 16 year old from Maine. I once ate my teachers poo. his name is Mr. Trebilcock and he loves the cock. he shits in my mouth every night and i fuckin love it. after class he poops on the flor then jizzes on it then i eat it. Mrs Innman, the dominatrix shit all over Mr. T's mullet, theni eat it. Anyone wanna trade poo? call me at 207-939-5518

by Zach Card at June 4, 2004 12:46 PM

I find that different moods and occations mean that i have to eat different types of poo

Recently it was my birthday and my mum cooked me a poo cake in the oven

I stuck my cock in the red hot poo cake and screamed for my mum to bum bum bum me quick with the candles

by Ian at June 22, 2004 6:20 PM

all you cunts are way too boring , lets move over to the reall bad shit eaters of norway. its been for real that some of their simple tricks of poo eating come in many forms.....

by master poo eater at July 3, 2004 4:38 AM

mmmm cheesepoo...

by Piesy at July 4, 2004 10:10 AM

my girlfriend likes to take dumps on my head.i like to feel the runny poo through my mo-hawk. she has the nicest smelling poo i hav smelt.i get a boner just thinking about her ass widening to let those delicious poos come out.

by jono at July 19, 2004 12:58 AM

I was having a snooze once and a do I rolled into a dog doodoo

by mick fuzz at September 7, 2004 9:23 PM

i like my girlfriend pooing on my cock then sucking it right off

by lostkid at September 12, 2004 9:02 PM

i lick poopy
ilikepoo
howboutu
ilikepoo
yesidooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by stinky mc pooeater at September 15, 2004 6:32 PM

i sell poos from the pavement to make poo bars

by rollingpoo at September 18, 2004 6:45 PM

I wish I had someone who would send me there poo or their urine and let me eat / drink it.

If anyone here would I'd really apprecaite it.

by I Wish at September 29, 2004 12:05 PM

you sick shit suckin brown lipped bastatrds,i will kick your arse for you when i see you.but first i will make you eat my cats poo.

by piss flap at September 29, 2004 6:54 PM

any people out ther that don't eat poo ?would you like to join my virtual gang of shit kickers.what we do is kick the shit out of shit eaters so they can't eat any more shit.then we put them into a poo eaters detox and help them to not eat poo.most of them fail but they no longer have any teeth after the beating we give them so they have to eat poo soup.the fact that they fail in their poo detox programme should not deter you from joining my gang because the satisfaction of giving them a really good going over and smashing their teeth in with a lump hammer is the best felling you could ever have,even better than eating shit,for fucks sake,anything is better than a poo pie.FUCKIN WEIRDOS.EAT MY LUMP HAMMER!

by piss flap at September 29, 2004 7:05 PM

WAYNE ROONEY EATS SHIT IN MANCHESTER

by piss flap at September 29, 2004 7:07 PM

im a poop raper. im a bisexual, mexican, hindu bastard. I love to play with my dogs skat. i love it so muchhh!!! it gives you such a rush because its never the same!!! i mean wow you never know whats next!!! wow whats today? i dunno the runs? the corn skat or even a liquid corn combo!!! i like to stick my dogs skat in my mouth. i mean if you know what im saying e-mail me!!!

by jesse reyes at September 30, 2004 4:51 PM

wow, i never knew how much poo could mean to all of you....you have converted me to the ways of the poo!

by Shiggle at October 25, 2004 7:38 AM

i have a disease that allows me to shit out my mouth so it is comfoting to see that other people also experience the joys of tasting poo as i have to eveery time i do a shit. if you would like to do some hanky panky poo kissing i am sure you will find my special talents will give you the orgasm of your life. please email me YOU DANM SEXY POO EATING BASTARDS

by shiit head at November 1, 2004 10:01 PM

i love to smother me and my hamsters in my own poo, i love the smell, the taste, the way it feels on my erect penis = )

by taki at November 17, 2004 5:45 PM

Hi, I am a poo lover also, my name is Kris opiel and i like to take it up the ass as much as i can. WOW, I am super duper gay!!! :)
My cell # is 570-417-1436, Ty ;)

by Kris opiel at November 24, 2004 10:34 PM

when i poo i go to the toilot pooo i in then i fish it out with my teeth

by pppoooooooooooooooooooppppppppppppppppoooooooooooooooooooooooooooppppppppppooooooooo at November 25, 2004 10:34 AM

i like to eat poop i'm 13 i eat evry bodys poop i say hey you can you poop in my mouth befor they enter the bath room and always they justrun in and befor they flush their poop i yank it out and rub it all over me and eat
it
while making them watch it

by poop man at December 4, 2004 2:25 PM

i came across this site when i typed "dog poo pie" into google, yes you're correct i am sad

by emma at December 6, 2004 3:08 AM

i like poo becasue it tastes like corn one day..and it can have seeds in it the next, it is always different because u never know what combos u can get from what you eat!

by erect penis popper at December 22, 2004 3:48 PM

sum1 shud introduce you all to potatoes.much nicer.

by irishlad at January 4, 2005 4:51 PM

u can all suck shit only tha peps that dont eat poo dont have to u r all sickos and i only came on this site coz i have a friend stayin over and we needed sumtin to do so i typed in poo eating people just to be stupid and i get peps that do really eat poo

by poo non eater at January 5, 2005 11:39 AM

I will colinise your country and disallow by federal laws your wearing of shoes and eating of bumpaste.

by polishdude at January 5, 2005 3:18 PM

Lucys likes salty corn poo

by Lucyreynolds at January 8, 2005 11:57 AM

fee sees ! Cos if fee didn't see he would be blind !!! :P

by digi poo poo at January 16, 2005 6:06 PM

Elephant trunks- Great for sucking up water, completey shit for going on holiday with! Luckilly this year i am taking my chimp to see 3 men and a ghandi! An excellent movie that portrayls the life of 3 men in manhattan and the struggle they're having raising a vegetarian indian guy!... Its a must see for all the family. Way better than that last film i saw. Termishaker 2, Its about an android sent back from the year 2007 to tell everyone about a great movie he saw called Termishaker 3.

by climatization at January 16, 2005 6:11 PM

u sick shit eaters u fucking cunts get a life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by troy bolland at January 17, 2005 8:32 AM

ohhhh yer i love de poo

by masterpooeater at January 17, 2005 11:47 AM

This is the all time greatest thread... I nominate this comment for 'any' prize available...

Hot Mike: "i may have no legs but i am a demon in the bedroom."

Hah heh hah hah. *inhale* Hah hah hah hah! Killin' me, you can feel your brain trying to retreat if you read through the whole thread.

by Ex Crimson Guard NCO at January 17, 2005 2:41 PM

i want COCK!!!!!!!!!!1

by ex crimson fucker at January 18, 2005 8:18 AM

why dont you eat candy itsbetter than shit

by crap at January 18, 2005 8:24 AM

i agree BEN

by dope at January 18, 2005 8:27 AM

all you guys and girls are completely fucked in the head. If you seriously eat shit and think you're normal, you should probably see a doctor or just kill yourselves now, do yourself and the world a favour. And if you guys had half a brain and knew anything about biology you would know that your body has a mechanism in place that makes you throw up immediatley if you consume urine or feces as there are many natural toxins in both that would make you violently ill if you consumed even a small quantity. you are all for the tip!

by mr poo sex at January 20, 2005 9:31 AM

crap heads u noobs u suck cocks in hell

by bradley welfare at January 26, 2005 8:22 AM

eat poo you plonka!

by rodney poo at January 26, 2005 3:33 PM

i love the POO. i like to mash it between my fingers and lik it all off MmMmMmMmmMmMm THE SENT OF IT AND THE TASTE IS SO DAMN GOOD OHMY GOD I HAV A BONNER. isometimes wen i run out off coffee poo is the next best thing even my parents like it

by jimzaaa at January 28, 2005 2:57 AM

OMG im notalone I love the brown stuff!!!!!thats right ,sometimes i shit in my hand, wipe it on my sisters bedroom walls and llik it off . it tastes so moist1i really like the watery poo, i put it in my mouth and garrgle it and then i lick out my dogs pussy and squirt it in and then i watch him squirt it bak out and guzzle it all down

by peter at February 2, 2005 12:17 PM

u lot r sick in da head how can u eat poo man!!

by crap man at February 3, 2005 1:42 PM

u r all a bunch of sick bastards and u should get a life

by shit pusher at February 16, 2005 3:14 PM

EATING POO IS LIKE A BOX OF CHOCOLATES U NEVER NO WOT YOU'RE GONNA GET

by SHIT BREAK at February 16, 2005 3:19 PM

HOW WOULD U LIKE TO SUCK MY BALLS U TWATS

by QWE at February 16, 2005 3:23 PM

Hi, I would like to first say that I enjoy eating shit... I mean I really enjoy it.... I play hockey at a semi-professional level and you know how guys get in the locker room after a big game.... My boyfriend is also on the team and after we're done showering I give him a rim job and make sure he shits in my mouth after... I love it... Although I did get sick once... I don't get sick anymore tho...

Ps. it tastes like sponge.

by Jeff Barlow at February 16, 2005 10:55 PM

this website is rubbish,you should go get professional help you losers

by bummish at February 17, 2005 4:57 PM

hi, i like to get dried shit and crumble it up into really small bits and then sniff it up through my nose, i love to eat it too, you guys on here are ace keep on eating shit its good for you!!!

by shitsniffer at February 18, 2005 11:24 AM

u lot are wankers and sad and have no life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! stupid idiots.

by u wankers at February 20, 2005 4:40 AM

cock suckin fucks get a fuckin life u dick heads, and stop eatin shit eat candy its betta 4 u!!

by fuckin shit eaters!!! at February 24, 2005 9:00 AM

poop is good case closed

by poop at February 24, 2005 8:12 PM

Me and my lesbo friend eat eachothers poopy, we find it nice when we squat over eachother and eat it fresh out of the ring piece while it is still hot and steamy. It just dribles down the back of our throats. It makes our vaginas throb. Keep eating poopy and try some one elses its real good shit.

by Twilly at February 26, 2005 4:41 PM

i like to have sex with poo

by cheese at March 8, 2005 12:20 AM

Hi I am Franky. I am the biggest shit-eater under the sun. Hee hee. Me and my girlfriend have totally bought into this poo sex. At first we were a little self concieous and weren't sure if the texture would be right. But once the first bit touched her chin she couldn't get enough of my poo. We have shit sex everywhere now, in the bath tub(best spot), not for beginners, and all over our kitchen floor. I lover to shit all over her vagina afro and dive nose first. Jill is one crazy kinky bitch and let the poo gods shine down on her. Any Questions or comments just e-mail me at <email removed>

by Franky Penney at March 10, 2005 3:32 PM

i love to suck the poo out of mi bfs ass its so nice

by poo eating female at March 11, 2005 7:47 AM

Yep... I love the poopy... so far i've only play with my own poo. i want more POOOOOOOOP...... serious brown nosers holler. LARS@HATESPEOPLE.COM

by SHIT_FIEND at March 13, 2005 9:15 PM

I like my mummy to do everything

by james medcraft at March 14, 2005 8:32 PM

I AM THE ULTIMATE PIECE OF SHIT !!
HI MY NAME IS JAMES....I NEED HELP.........I WISH IT WAS AS SIMPLE AS ME BEING A SHIT EATER...BUT THERE IS MORE....SEE IVE BEEN MARRIED TWICE AND BOTH TIMES IVE LEFT MY LOVELY WIVES TO GO HOME TO MY MUMMY.... NEED AND LOVE HER SO I DONT KNOW WHY ...SHE TREATS ME LIKE SHIT...SPEAKS TO ME LIKE SHIT...BUT I MUST BE WITH HER...CAN ANYONE HELP ME? MY FIRST MARRIAGE ONLY LASTED 2 DAYS WHEN i GOT HOME FROM HONEYMOON I WENT HOME TO MY MUMMY....MY LAST MARRIAGE...JUST THIS DECEMBER PAST LASTED A RECORD 5 WEEKS....BUT STILL THE URGE TO BE WITH MY MUMMY WAS STRONGER THAN THE DESIRE FOR MY WIFE....MIND YOU MY MUMMY DOES PAY ALL MY BILLS, BUY ME CARS AND LETS ME LIVE IN HER HOME....WHICH IS EXPENSIVE BUT TACKY!...CAN ANYONE HELP ME ?? i HAVE 2 CHILDREN....ONE IVE LOST THE OTHER I SEE EVERY FEW WEEKS BUT I FIND MYSELF TRYING TO HAVE A RELATIONSHIP WITH HER THE WAY I HAVE ONE WITH MY MUMMY.....I THINK IM SICK...I NEED HELP

by james joseph medcraft at March 18, 2005 10:35 AM

OH MY GOD...MAYBE IM A CLOSET GAY....

DOES ANYONE KNOW ?

by JAMES JOSEPH MEDCRAFT at March 18, 2005 10:38 AM

You guys are a real bunch of sicko's! You may as well eat rubbish from the dumps, cause shit is so full of germs.

by Simon Said at March 25, 2005 5:35 AM

Hey Bunds and Stan, get in on the act and get even, Mammoo

by No Name at March 29, 2005 11:26 AM

Is this the best you can do to get at someone who realised you are nuts? Do you think they really care? I hate women that have been dumped and think that crying to someone, telling them how good you were and how bad someone else was really makes a difference... Grow up!

by Watching You! at March 31, 2005 8:12 AM

u are all a bunch of FAGGOTS I CANT BELIEVE U ALL EAT SHIT U SICK MOTHER FUCKERS U ALL SHOULD BE IN A NUT HOUSE U SICK BASTARDS .U SICK SICK LONLEY PPL WHAT ARE U THINKING U FUCKERS U SICK CUNTS GO EAT PUSSY IT IS BETTER FOR U U SICK HOMOS FAGGOTS...............SHIT IN A TOLIET AND FLUSH IT AWAY LIKE NORMAL PPL U SISK SICK FAGGOTS U FUCKING HOMOS GET A LIFE

FROM A SHIT EATING HATER!!!!!!

by bellarina at April 2, 2005 7:27 AM

Maybe you just hate women full stop. Because you have been rejected by them from birth ! Therapy is often good for this. Talking always helps a situation...and it does make a difference maybe you should try it....communicating that is !
Better off now without you.

by watched object at April 4, 2005 12:49 AM

And if you really dont care why are you on here posting messages.....obviously you do care......its pretty obvious from the shitty emails you keep having sent to my addy.....your the one who needs to grow up.
SEXLESS REJECTED BRIDE FINDS LOVE IN THE ARMS OF AMAZING IRISH MAN

I MOVED ON !

by watched one at April 4, 2005 7:08 PM

You ppl are ALL FUCKING CRAZY!!! YOU FUCKING WANT TO EAT SHIT? THEN GO FUCKING DO IT, BUT YOU"LL BECOME A BUNCH OF SHITeATING FUCKFACES WITH NO LIFE!!!!!! ALSO ALL YOU GAY AND LESBIAN HOES WHO SUCK AND LICK YOUR DADS AND OMS SHIT...YOU"RE ALL FUCKING DICKHEADS. YOU ARE ALL WRONG! AND MISTAKES?? SHIT HEATERS SHOULd BE HANGED AND STUFFED FULL OF SHIT FROM THEIR OWN FUCKING ASS!

by i hate shit eaters! at April 7, 2005 11:30 PM

I love eating poo too! Its best when its hard, so it can be used as a dildo up my bum. It tastes yummy off my girl friend nipples as well.

by Jay and Lucy at April 10, 2005 4:54 PM

I like to roll around in poo on my driveway during the hot summer afternoons~! I smoosh it up my nose and I grind it between my teeth!! My name is Kevin!!

by poolover at April 11, 2005 10:03 PM

I feed my dog exlax so that it shits all over my house!!! Then I slide around in the creamy poop wearing nothing but socks!!!! I can video tape it for you so that you can better understand what I am talking about!!!

by sicnanny at April 11, 2005 10:07 PM

My toilet is broken and I have been shiting in my closet for 3 weeks now. The smell is very rich now, so if you want to taste it come to my appartment. We are also haveing a taco dinner followed by a shit eating contest!!! People are also encouraged to fart in each others mouths.

by Eugene at April 11, 2005 10:12 PM

iam looking for in or around columbus ohio who would love to eat my poo i just want to give you receive male/female any age/ any race /any size /e-mail me at usatruckerman@aol

by mike at April 15, 2005 6:18 AM

holy shit...I would never had gussed that so many people care about shit!?!?!?

by Rich at April 15, 2005 5:31 PM

i turned my bath into a shit pond

by angelene perry at April 16, 2005 8:43 PM

i currently have 2 rooms full of shit i dnt know how 2 get rid of it the council r coming round next week a neighbour has complained of the smell any ideas?

by angelene perry at April 16, 2005 8:47 PM

Haha "Watched One "Watched Object"", I'm laughing at you coz you are simply making yourself look so stupid! If the name fits..... This is great, you have no idea who I am and I am certainly not who you think I am. How does it feel to be watched and you have no idea who by? I'm more powerful than you think... Wife gets dumped coz she is bonkers and a fuggly with really cool tattoos! NOT!!!! You say you have moved on, blimey, it must have been love if you have moved on so quickly. MAYBE IT WAS MONEY!!!!! Watch out Irish man. She's only after cash for her poor kids! But then again, she probably wont show him this! Loser! I pray that you never cross my path!

by Watching You! at April 19, 2005 6:56 AM

Oooooooooooooooh I am sooooooooooooooooo scared.

Yep Im just like you ......only interested in money.... thats why I didnt move in with you and your horrible family........your money is not worth your misery.
The only power you have is that which your mummy allows you have.

Watch away all you like....i could care less....but while you are watching,,,,best be watching your back at the same time as revenge is a dish always best served ice cold.
I have nothing to hide.......so let your voyeuristic tendencies fly....it all looks good in court afterwards.

so hobbity little man...rejected by all....bad personal hygene blackening teeth, smelly breath and gimpy toes....good luck in your search for your mummy substitute.

I never needed your money....I always earnt more than you did anyway !!
Go home and ask mummy to increase your allowance
Have a nice life.

by watched one at April 19, 2005 8:15 AM

i was married once to a loser........so I cut my losses......sold the rings and went down south with a gorgeous irish boy to fuck my troubles away.It was lovely.....nothing like a good fuck to get over a loser.
Mind you.......those who watch should look behind....they may find themselves watched.......nice photos of you visiting a certain club in wattleup......hate for them to get out to the mum and workmates........
then there is your ex..........we get on so well..............about time we met again for coffee to discuss children and things like that.
If you have so much to say......why dont you just ring and say it.....are you that gutless !!
I am not afraid of you or anything to do with your or yours.........I feel sorry for you really....your a mess........but look a word of advice......move on...get over it....stop making veiled threats......I havent felt it necessary to have you sorted at this point......but dont push your luck will you .........move on in peace......get a divorce........better still leave here and move back where you belong.
ps....do you ever feel watched ....like at the bp for instance

by whichwatch at April 19, 2005 9:30 AM

mm poo is nice, me and my friend eat poo together and wipe it on our faces JUST LIKE YOU PEOPLE!! mm ITS SO yummy and scrumptious i do it all the time.. with my mum too! my mum cooks poo like a roast, it sometimes burns but i like it that way ..
go poopie eaters like me!

xxxxxxxxxxxxx

by poopiewoopie eater at April 21, 2005 3:45 AM

Omg i cant belive there r otha ppl that enjoy poo!! its the best thing! i luv the smooth pooey feeling of on my face!! i also like picking the dried up peices of poo around my dads anal ring!! he likes it!! so do i! i like pooing into a bucket then shoving my head in there n rubbing it all ova my hair like ita a shampoo! gotta love poo!

bye bye xoxo poo luva!! :)

by PoO FaN at April 21, 2005 3:48 AM

You dont seem to get it, How many times do I have to say it? I'm not who you think I am and my "Mummy???" died years ago!

by Watching You! at April 21, 2005 9:52 AM

Once upon a time in the war in england...................a nasty ho slut got herself up the duff.....the daddy ran away........a few years later the ho was lucky enough to find herself a man who would accept the ho and its offspring....on certain conditions.
20 years later the little offspring turned into a big elephant and provided the daddy with what he had always wanted ......a son ! now the son wasnt perfect....he had little gympy toes and a belly like the hobbit....he was pretty smelly too ! But still the daddy took him as his own.
Daddy was a very wealthy man.....he had conned and scammed all those in need during the war and as he had no conscience....he grew very wealthy......his family also grew "no conscience". As the daddy got older he started to have concerns for his little family....they were little no more ! His wife had become a clone of the michelin man....with more spare tyres than a car yard......his adopted daughter was growing larger by the minute.....round and rotundly pudding like....and her offspring were even bigger......daddy was worried ....every one was eating his assets ! He spoke to his adopted hobbit....but before anything could be done...HE DIED! The hobbit and his family moved on with life....but the little hobbit could see all his inheritance being eaten by his big fat family .....soon there would be nothing left! So the hobbit really tried to protest....and his mummy ran away to gorge herself with her offspring...for a short time the hobbit was happy.....he found love.....peace....he was loved for himself not his familys money.....he married.....made plans for a bright future ....BUT THEN THE BIG FAT MOTHER RETURNED......she was even heavier....infact her cunt lips were a dragging on the ground.....oh boy...the hobbit ws terrified....he ran around in circles....he tried to escape....tried to fight the big fat beast.....but in the end the money got the better of him and he gave in ..............he rejected the love for him that was not attatched to posessions......the laughter and fun of family and children (see the hobbit had no real friends or family to speak of......even at his new year party....only 3 friends came....the rest all belonged to his wife....poor lonely fellow).....but he ran home to his mummy.
This is the end of this sad tale....the little hobbit stays at home with his mummy waiting for her to die so he can have her money......he doesnt know how to work....he cant survive in the real world on his own....he is not a functioning adult human being.....just a fucked up little hobbit who loves his mum.
He spends his days being suspicious of all those in his life who once loved him....cant even let go and move on he is so angry with his lot. He believes every one is like him and only interested in money.....but the truth is he threw away his chance at love and happiness to move home with his mummy beast and her money.
His lovely wife moved on with her life....she still thought of him fondly...even missed him sometimes but she realised....her values of love honesty and trust....could not exist in the nasty hobbity world of greed and lies. Every night she prays for the poor hobbit to see the light and the error of his ways......but she knows it would be a miracle......the love of money is an evil thing.
the moral of the story is ........if someone loves you.....nothing money can buy can replace that.........money doesnt make you happy....

by the story teller at April 21, 2005 7:17 PM

NICE MERCEDES...............
BUT HOW LONG WILL IT STAY THAT WAY !
DEPENDS ON YOUR BEHAVIOUR.........
YOUR CAR WILL BE A DIRECT REFLECTION OF THE WAY YOU TREAT OTHERS

by benzwatcher at April 21, 2005 7:28 PM

Dear watching you.........
if you are not who i think you are.....then.........

FUCK OFF

This is not your argument.

I pray our paths do cross......
id so love to catch up.

by WATCHED ONE at April 21, 2005 7:30 PM

Ohhh but it is fun and I'm already getting to you which is exactly what I wanted. As you said, All looks good in court! I have hard copies of all of this! Keep digging! All of the threats are now in black and white!

by Watching You! at April 22, 2005 4:51 AM

well it really hit me that i was a poo fan wen i was five years old. My dog would shit on mi as it was only a puppy and me and my curiosity took me places you can only dream of. But anyway a tip for my babies out there...get a regular size poo (preferably wet) and put it through the fan...sit back and relax for tht poo to spray upon ur face:D awww yea baby rape me awwww dont stop!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by poofarmer at April 23, 2005 12:50 PM

we became poo lovers at the tender age of 18. we discovered that although the smell of poo was quite overpowering, we found that we actually liked that stinkin sloshy taste. my lesbian friend and i take great pleasure in jumping into the 69 position and shitting on each others faces. yum yum poo!

by mmm poo at April 23, 2005 4:00 PM

You Sick fucking Amercains you all should get nuked and die slowly you fucking weirdos eating poo is sick and contain batercia you all a insest fat bastard hope you all die very slowly and i hope you cock or tits got shot off

by Lee UK at April 23, 2005 6:21 PM

I love poo!!!!
Yes I do!!!
let me suck it right out of you!

by poopatrol at April 23, 2005 8:50 PM

Enough enough......this is just silly.....two people who used to love each other hurting each other......i dont want that..........with all the love that i still hold in my heart for you and always will I sincerely wish you the best for your future. I really do pray that you find what you seek, and peace and happiness. I wish a healthy happy future for you and your daughter.
I wish our parting could have been on better terms, and i never imagined that we would end up like this.I wish we could have maintained at least some kind of friendship, seems its not to be.
I hope it all works out for you.
If you ever want to talk you know where i am.
Regardless what you may think.....and the lines get blurry dont they!....I still miss you.....wake up in the middle of the night looking for you....although it is getting less now.
Peace to you.

by peaceseeker at April 24, 2005 11:21 PM

i like licking my dogs penis wjile its taking a poop

by Jessica Watson at April 25, 2005 12:01 AM

I have a loving girlfriend who won't say the naughty things that I do.

by Sheldon Hoglund at April 25, 2005 12:05 AM

Back tracking? Well, I'll tell you again, I am not JJM but I will leave you alone even though I dont like you!

by Watching You! at April 25, 2005 4:43 AM

Thank-you and god bless
Life is to short to hang on to anger and misery and everyone has been hurt enough.
No more drama please.....just peace.
This was never what i expected or wanted.
I miss my husband terribly and given the opportunity things would be very different if i could make it so.
Please send my love peace and blessings and assure him that it was never my intention to hurt him, although we are both hurt, please also remember in a relationship both people are responsible and fault can be found on both sides....as they say it takes two to tango.
You will always be in my prayers with love and forgiveness for a happy future.

by peaceseeker at April 25, 2005 5:36 AM

Consider it ended. Leave him alone or I will be back and worse!

by Watching You! at April 25, 2005 6:26 AM

bless you
love light and happiness

by peaceseeker at April 25, 2005 6:40 AM

HAS ANYUNE READ THIS SHIT

ID RATHER EAT POO ITS MORE FUCKIN INTRESTING

GRANDMA POOOOOOOOOO MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

by pooman at April 25, 2005 6:44 AM

Smiling and walking away!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Watching You! at April 25, 2005 7:38 AM

I LOVE TO EAT POOOOO , IT IS MY LIFE TO EAT SHIT.... CHIRS

by CHRIS at April 25, 2005 7:52 PM

I just had to ask.
Is this what you really want?
Are you happy?
Do you really believe this is the right thing.
Is this marriage?

there is still hope.....where there is love there is hope

I dont care about anyone else......
I do care about you

Not a day has passed that I dont think of you and miss you

Many tears ive cried
many regrets had

alot has happened......
and yet i still love you

I cant turn it off no matter how i try

I dont want to
I will always love you.
Because of not in spite of.
please just talk to me
I cant beleive that all that was said and done could amount to this......
nothing
I dont want to believe that you and i are both that shallow.
I still believe.
Please talk to me.
x

by just for the record at April 26, 2005 10:23 AM

You will need to say these things to him, not me, but I believe you are genuine. Pluck up the courage some how, take it on yourself and contact him some how. Make it work again. Tell him these words. Some how! My prayers are with you and I hope it works. But stay away from the woman! (If you know what I mean!!! ha ha) Good luck from a new friend!

by Watching You! at April 27, 2005 5:22 AM

Thanks but as much as I desire to it is something I simply cannot do myself.
Still god works in mysterious ways!
Why the change of heart.....?
Are you going to give me some idea who you are?

by just for the record at April 27, 2005 10:50 AM

I know its something you cannot do yourself but there must be a way. Change of heart? Hmmm lets see, I dont want to see anyone hurt. I know what he is going through, what he has done and what you have done and are doing. The stuff in the post etc. I dont want to see this happen any more and I want all to be happy. I am just me and you dont need to know who I am. Just someone looking down upon everyone hoping things work out...

by Watching You! at April 28, 2005 2:37 AM

What do you mean about the stuff in the post........do you mean the continuous porn i get in my email....great for my kids.....and please dont hold me responsible for the crap on here.............I have growled at those responsible......luckily for me I have friends and family who care for me....but they were very angry about what happened.
Im gonna leave it be here.....no point dragging it out.
Good luck

by just for the record at April 28, 2005 3:38 AM

Ps..........I can only conclude that you are him........so jj ............please dont play mind games and try and head fuck me any more.....its not nice and its not necessary.

I dont know what it is i am supposed to have done..........i have not taken any action other than to defend myself and my children......and even then I did not say all those things nasty and otherwise that i could of. I did not even need to testify...the mutual order was granted on your own evidence....noone is better or worse.

I dont want any more of this shit in my life.

It has cost my family and I dearly already on many levels.

So if you dont wish to resolve......thats fine.......good luck to you
peace....love .....happiness
I hope you find that which you seek.

Lets just make the divorce as quick and painless as possible for all concerned.

I wish it had been otherwise

by just for the record at April 28, 2005 5:58 AM

You have to believe me, I am not JJ. I am not playing games and do not wish to name myself. No games, I am not JJM. I dont think he even knows this site..

by Watching You! at April 28, 2005 7:52 AM

I know it has to be you..........there is not any person in the world that could know what is going on in both our lives........
Why do this.....
Please just ring me so we can talk
If it doesnt work it doesnt work...
no retribution or hard feelings
Please ring me smokey
my numbers are the same.
im off here now and going to bed.....
my phone is on.
gingerxxx

by for the record at April 28, 2005 9:41 AM

Please dont do this to yourself. I am not JJM. I know smokey is the cat. I am very close to JJM. You could say almost family, you must believe me. If only you could say these words to him! Please get it out of your head that I am him. I am not! and the email address is very misleading!

by Watching You! at April 29, 2005 4:35 AM

Well then if you are so close and almost family.............then you are in a position to pass my sentiments on to him.
Please ask my husband to talk to me one last time....if only to end things on a peaceful note.....if you are who or what you say you are then it is possible.
If you are not him...then I call your bluff......
Please do a good deed

by fortherecord at April 29, 2005 6:30 AM

poo is great

by rob at April 30, 2005 6:53 AM

i like to eat poo and lick poo from off the street, especially dogs poo, mmmmmmmmmmm thats some good poo.

by ben tapponier at May 1, 2005 1:23 PM

If I show him this, it may cause more trouble thank its worth, for you and for me!

by Watching You! at May 3, 2005 6:09 AM

Fair enough ..
I kind of figure that if it was meant to be it would have been.......
thanks for being so nice............eventually!lol
good luck and god bless you whoever you whatever you do
this is my last post.....i can hear bugles somewhere !!??lol
I have a good guess who you are regardless.....you are all in my prayers......
I waited until i was 38 to marry...........i married my soulmate.......not someone I would always agree with.......or think perfect...........just the only person in my life i will always love regardless of any thing, action .....circumstance.......that will always remain.....I married once for life.......I did not make promises lightly......I really and truly meant them......it grieves me I cannot fulfill them..............and saddens me that it was never given a chance...........5 weeks is not a marriage.........not even a holiday camp ! I will never marry again..............it is a once in a lifer for me....so get a divorce....make it a quicky......lawyer says 6months if we both agree....i dont want any thing that I can have....so lets get it over please.
I will always remember the first time i visited you after your mum came home.....i came in....I was wearing my big white hat !!..you were on the front porch in your shorts..you had been put to work in the garden !lol...all sweaty from gardening.It was a hot november sunday afternoon......and we kissed..............it was truly the most amazing kiss I have ever experienced in my life.....you had asked me to marry you earlier that week...but even that was nothing compared to the kiss........I will remember that kiss for all time......thats how I will remember you Fred...this is my one fantastical memory untarnished .....Im crying now....havent in months....it will be the last time....and time to move on.....Im so sorry.......I miss you terribly.......goodluck to you and yours.....I pray you and your children...yes both of them....will be ok....I even pray for your mother because i know if she is ok it makes it ok for you.
Please dont be angry with me any more.
goodbye and goodluck
x
There were wonderful good times...
And always the most amazing kiss ever

by for the record at May 3, 2005 12:29 PM

Who would have thought such a shitful site could contain such a poignant tale of love and loss ......
Im stunned !
Im going to eat shit now so I can get over it/.

by illbefucked at May 3, 2005 12:37 PM

Shit is so good. I just love it! It's all hot and warm. If you like shit e-mail me at rockgurl@walla.com!

by POOP! at May 4, 2005 4:28 PM

weirdios

by race at May 5, 2005 10:10 AM

OMG U R all so SICK. WHO FUCKING EATS THEIR OWN CRAP? Eat cocks instead they're better than fuckin poo! OMG U R sickos.
Poo looks fuckin RANK. I'm fuckin as I type this OOOOOOOOOO U Sickos gonna hav som fun and get into an orgy now FUCK SOME PEEPS INSTEAD OF EATIN FUCKIN POO

by Sinead the Slut at May 5, 2005 2:45 PM

Oh my god. LIKE OH MY GOD.
You eat poo.
OH MY GOD I NEVER KNEW WHAT THE WORLD HAD COME TO.

AND YOU EAT POO OFF THE STREET? Oh my god it could have a disease in it! DON'T EAT POO OF THE STREET YOU MINGERS!

by Sweety Pie at May 5, 2005 2:46 PM

I really enjoy shitting and peeing.I have done that for several years (20-30) and
I am still doing IT.!!!!!!! I get sooooo hooooorny about this stuff and can´t stop
playing and document it.I have alot of videos with shitting and pissing takes.If you
are interested take a contact and write some lines to me................... Connie

by scatconnie at May 8, 2005 4:34 PM

i love your site especially as i am a soil man and soil is really just old poo. i would love to meet you all and take samples and maybe do tasters. my lifes work is nothing compared to what i have learnt from this page i wish my wife would accept my needs as a shitmuncher. only my boyfriend understands and will poo in my mouth. ooh i've got to go poo now

by NIGHT SOIL LOVER at May 15, 2005 1:57 AM

you people are mother fucking fucked up cause your all fuckers

by KRISSA DUHON at June 3, 2005 12:07 PM

i need poo to shove up Frannie's butt. Please ship with DHL. i play with my banana.

by Sidney Fletcher at June 3, 2005 6:01 PM

i love to eat poop

by i eat poop at June 5, 2005 2:54 AM

I eat poo i think its the naturalist thing to eat it tastes great i eat my dogs poo somtimes. i have never told my friends i eat poo cause they would think i am sick, i remember when i went on holiday years ago with my school and i blocked the toilet with my poo it was pear shaped. I would of picked it out and ate it but my friends were there so i couldnt. i dont eat meat i am a veggie so i make up 4 it by eating poo in stead of meat. ow it just so turns me on thinking that there is some more poo inside me ready to come out so i can eat it ow.

well ppl i gotta go i need the loo i think its going to be a nutty one they are my fav!
seeya happy poo eating xxx lots of lv Georgina Hayton

by Georgina at June 5, 2005 8:57 AM

Georgina Hayton, do u masturebate with poo? or eat it while u masturbate?

by jessica watson at June 14, 2005 10:28 PM

Once my ex bf asked me for pee, it's ok for that ,,but then he asked for poo, oh!! god!! Fucking shit!!! i can't do a stupid shit like that,,Yeeee!!! Strange

by Avril_Tg at June 17, 2005 5:48 PM

ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm i like poo too and u sound a bit ove a turn on to me u can ave my pooh any tym

by bethany at June 18, 2005 3:10 PM

u lot are twisted fuckers

by dan at June 19, 2005 9:01 AM

This is the biggest amount of rubbish I have ever heard,
You guys are gonna rot in hell if you dont Repent of your sins and be baptised in the Name of Jesus Christ and recieve the gift of the Holy Ghost. Please seriously consider what I have said!!!!!! HELL IS HOT!!!!!!!!

by Y'all are Sick at June 19, 2005 11:56 AM

i eat poo all the time. i love it its tastes a bit shitty at first but you get used to it. all you fucker making fun of it should try it its the best thing in the world. i ate my little brothers shit the other night and it was a bit spicy but i got over it and started on my mum and dads shit which was much better.

by Hammish Ferguson at June 19, 2005 5:06 PM

u rule cock master

by Bubba at June 22, 2005 2:47 AM

Mmmm... I'd like to eat your little brothers shit, Hammish. I'd also eat his ass and suck on his hard boycock, eh?

by turdlover at June 22, 2005 2:53 AM

Your all amateurs! I would throw and smear my delicious poo in all your faces if I couldn't stop eating it all myself

by poo machine 9000 at June 22, 2005 11:39 PM

I would describe myself as a definite poo enthusiast. Nothing better after a hard days work than to go home and lick your room mates date. Also a tip to the newbies for perfect poo fucking:
1.Dont take a shit for a couple of days so you brew a massive turd
2. Freeze it
3. Drill a hole in it
4. Fill it full of shaving cream (for that fresh, but wont melt in your hand feel)
5. Fuck till you can fuck no more

I would like to add that poos look like niggers. thankyou

by Poo Pusher at June 22, 2005 11:49 PM

Poo Pusher! we meet again, long have a waited for this moment ever since the infamous curry incident.
save your poo you said, bring it around to share you said, then you spring on me that poo soup you called dinner! You ruined a perfectly good batch by gouging on curries all week.
I hope your enjoying your herpes pal!

by poo machine 9000 at June 22, 2005 11:55 PM

Me & the kids love poo lollies. We make them ourselves using Tuperware lollie making molds. They really enjoy the mess of making them & it does'nt seem to spoil their dinner either. We want to market our product if anyone has any sugestions on how to poo this errr I mean do this please send email.

by R 2 D Poo at June 23, 2005 11:31 AM

Also I would like to point out that if any of the childrens friends stay over I bake brownies using fresh brownies from my husbands botty. The kids always say they taste kind of funny but they eat them all the same.

by R 2 D POO at June 23, 2005 11:38 AM

Hey my mumma used to make a da spagetti poo anaise for me & my friends. She use a da spicey meat balls & fresh pasta poo from my a papa.

by I Tie at June 23, 2005 11:42 AM

I have been marketing Pootato Waffles for ages now but dont seem to be selling any. Anyone have any ideas. The waffley versatile.

by Poo Eaters UK Branch at June 23, 2005 11:47 AM

r 2 d poo oh thers so many things you can cook with poo you would'nt believe it you could have poo pie poo stew poo casserole spaggetti bolognasty maccaronicheese (just substitute the cheese with shit) a nice side of shalad to go with it and your made.as for marketing your home products just make sure the kids pick out all of the hairs

by c3-poo-ole at June 23, 2005 11:47 AM

There is nothing I like more on a Sunday afternoon after eating my Poo Roast & sitting down to watch classic movies such as Forrest Dump, One Poo over the cookoos nest, Shity Shitty Bang Bang, Skidding in the rain, Honey I shat on the kids & Charlie & the fudge factory.

by Poo Eaters UK Branch at June 23, 2005 12:10 PM

anyway my shop is about to shut for the day and the wife's been force feeding herself for the past 2 days and i've just picked up the laxotives so tonight i'm going to have a nice hot steaming bath.so this is the wrongwayup@fudgegapuk goodnight and grapes to ya. nye

by c-3-poo-ole at June 23, 2005 12:16 PM

hi poo fans if anyone has poo fettich live in essex and wants to meet up and poo down my throat then email me!!!!!!!

by gary at June 24, 2005 4:47 AM

u guys are some sick sick SICK SICK SICK SICK SICK SCICKSICKCSIKCSICKS bastards!!!!!!!!!!!!! please stop this madnesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss s
,,l..O.O,,l,,

by yelsha at June 24, 2005 7:27 PM

i eat my fudge in the morning i eat i my fudge @ night i eat my fudge in the afternoon it makes me feel alright i eat my fudge in times of peace i eat my fudge in war i eat my fudge before i eat my fudge and then i eat some more.

please do not take this piece of material as spamage as i belive that is more than that it is a piece of modern (f)art and everybody should be able to share the fudge not only as something you can smear all over yourself for sexual pleasure but as a mental aid also e.g. when your in the office with your workmates where smearing shit all over the place would be considered inapropriate.
(DOWN TO SPAM)
yes an awful mess so leave my fucking poem alone it's better than anything else i've seen on here bloody fuck bye

by c-3-poo-hole at June 28, 2005 3:43 AM

Who do you think would be better in bed : A poo ? or Terry Schaivo?
I know the poo would def smell less, and afterwards you can just flush the poo down the toilet as oppossed to smoothering Terry with a Pillow. So my votes with the poo.

Another thought I was thinking about last night while masturbating was that Id rather have a poo as a room mate than a nigger.The benefit of the poo over the nigger would be:
*Once again the poo would smell less,
*I wouldnt feel sick looking at a poo like i would when i looked at the nigger,
*The poo would be a better conversationalist,
*Youd never catch a poo fucking your dog,
* You wouldnt have to wipe your couch after the poo had been sitting on it, i cant say the same for the nigger
*If poo was in your shoes you could just wipe it off, but if a nigger was in your shoes theyd be runnign down the road

by Poo Pusher at June 28, 2005 11:48 PM

whoa now!! there i was searching the net looking for some good poo forum's to masterbate to and i find this which is brilliant for a while. then right as I'm building up for the gravy stroke I become intrenched in some sick marriage break up tale. watchingyou, watchedone, just for the record....what the hell. but hey why wouldn't a marriage work between two 40 something's who spend all their time on a poo forum inbetween downloading copious amounts of kiddy porn for the children. So what the guy lives with his mum, sure it gets annoying sharing the bed with the mother in law but i got over it and so should she. so what if some irish guy's been fucking your missus. those dirty bastards would fuck a drainpipe. ginga kids are great to tease so you'd be doing to world a favor.And how does poor old smokey the rodgered cat fit into all of this? what about his feelings!

by boredatwork at June 29, 2005 12:20 AM

Im back, better update you all:
Killed my husband, cooked him, ate him, then shat him out. Then i took the poo containing my husband and shoved it up my cunt and fucked myslef withit till i started convulsing on the floor.

As for the irish guy he was a lie, i was actually fucking a poo shaped like a potato.

by Just for the record at June 29, 2005 12:39 AM

When I was in the spice girls we were rehersing one day when Emm's (Baby) was dancing around on stage & I was standing behind her. She had to jump up & then bend down & touch the floor. When she did this as she bent down she did a brown fish on the floor. I touched it with my finger & sniffed it & found it to be quite a turn on. Ever since then I make David send me all his poo's he has in spain by recorded delivery so I can snack between meals without ruining my appetite.

by poosh spice at June 29, 2005 3:08 AM

i don't really know what to write i'm a little constipated (verbally that is) plus it's 8 o clock in the morning and i'm late for my glorious poo which also means i'm late for my breakfast as well the chemist is'nt open yet so no laxotabs the coffee's not working i think it's time for a joint what say you shit eaters of the world i'll smoke it through my anal tract (i wonder what it would be like if you could get a cold in your bum bum you'd still need a tissue but then what if you sneeze you'd give someone a nice shower at the least) anyway i'm going to go and have my good morning joint and hopefully my morning poo will prevail see ya

by c-3-poo-hole at June 29, 2005 3:23 AM

heya rite i wanna say you fuckers are fucking nasty doing that ... you can not turn round and say you eat your own fuckin shit that comes out your dirty ars... why dont u go get a life and live it... u retarded freeks... you scare me... go see a docter...your a dickhed if you eat shit...guess that makes u a dickhed then yer ?...well im not gonna waste my time on immature people like you lot ...grow up aswell your acting like 5 year olds or younger so grow up yer phaww.. like thats ever gonna happen.. i suppose everyone goes through the stage of eating there own shit yer prberly bout when ther 6 months old..so i take it your all 6 months old ..and can type and use a computer yer?... you no what i give up on u dutty fuckin cunts... just a hint fuck urself...eat ya shit..and enjoy the rest of your life... eatign shit arrrgg u piss me offf,,,sick heads!
CHLOE FLYNN!

by chloe flynn at February 2, 2006 5:32 AM

PLEASE IF U EAT MY SHIT I WILL GET SUPER HORNY AND SHOVEE MY DICK IN ANYTHING THT MOVES
ALSO 1 TIME I FUCKED A DEAD BODY IT WAS CRAZY FUN

by I LUVE IT WEN U CALL MY SHIT MASTER at February 24, 2006 2:54 PM

i like poo as well, cause poo is creamy. nothing helps poo go down like a glass of diarrhea.

by Hoo hoo at February 25, 2006 2:39 PM

fuck u all

by hoo at March 3, 2006 5:49 PM

Poo poo poo and poo on you... i like to rub poo on a hanky and blow my nose on it till i chuck, in a copper pot which i have reduced my girlfriends period to a solid paste over 2 hours. Two onions and a clove of garlic later you have the perfect base for a dead baby curry. Peel two dead babies making sure to remove the eyes as some are turned off by a meal that can look back at you and simmer till the baby buttocks are a light golden brown, add red cappsicum (red peppers for our american chefs) peas and corn. Spice with pepper to taste and serve with crusy bread. ENJOY

by rectum licker at March 4, 2006 5:47 AM

........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................write a decent sentence. IF you need to break a line of thought use a , you big fat pooy poo poo shit and by the way there wasn't any poo or shit in your post just some SHIT about your bitch. Oh and whats the difference between a giant pile of shit and a rock? You cant fuck a rock.

by for the record YOU WANKER at March 4, 2006 6:33 AM

ya gay

by poo at March 8, 2006 1:17 PM

i think that most of the people on here have some issues that need to be delt with.
at the end of the day shit is something that ur body do't want anymore so why would u wanna eat it or cook with it?
just a question for the person in the last post ow can u fuck poo????

by higher plain at March 8, 2006 5:38 PM

We are couple from India, Kerala, we like shitting pissing and eating shit from directly from the assholes while it comes. We want the same minded couple to share our desires. Are You ready? Please respond....

by Yousaf at March 9, 2006 12:55 PM

you want to shit in my mouth only sexy females i would lick there ass dry then fcuk it then lick it again

by andy at March 13, 2006 8:16 AM

You all are fuckin insane, Eating poo, shit, whatever you wanna call it. That is nasty and I don't think that sounds to safe to me. But whatever.....

.....Now I know just how fucked up the world is...people like you out there, doing shit ( no pun intended ) that you all do....

by Kevin at March 15, 2006 10:59 AM

whos poo do u eat everyones ur discusting did u now that

by stephen at March 15, 2006 2:10 PM

POO SMELLS LIKE FLOWERS
LET ME LICK UR BUM HOLE

by Henry at March 21, 2006 1:06 PM

Hiya guys, im still poo munchin, ooooooo its so tasty, i love it, hay if ya havent tasted poo dont make fun of it, dont think its sick cos if you tasted it you would get addicted, instead of taking a bag of Crisps to collage i allways take a bag of poo instead, like discise it with a normal crisp packet obviously, my friends havent noticed yet, they allways say wats that smell but i never say anything, they think some ones farted or somthing. onestly guys it turns you on so much. ow yeah i bet you think im making it up but im not. poo is the naturalist thing u can eat, hay have u ever tryed looking in t6he doggy bins in the park thats a good place to get some, i stock it up in my freezer. yep. ow but i weouldnt recomend horse poo cos its a bit grassy. ok have to go
cya
Love and peace Georgina Hayton xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

by Georgina Hayton at April 1, 2006 9:54 AM

u must b fuckin weird to eat poo

by jack johnson at April 1, 2006 2:46 PM

oooooooooooo pooooooooooo give me some iv run out i like poofritaroles and apoo crumble o mmmm give me some fresh poop now

lots of love from georgina i want all your poo guys ow it turns me on

by Georgina at April 3, 2006 4:34 PM

I love to fuck my girlfriends ass when she needs a shit, let her shit it out while i fuck her. I love shit sex.

by Benny at April 5, 2006 6:23 PM

i fingered my dad while my sister got to grips with a great big logger my mum had just turned out!!!!! i keep gettin hard-ons thinkin bout it!!

by matt at April 21, 2006 4:54 PM

your a fucking child molester a diddler you should be fucking shot asshole

by J.M at April 25, 2006 8:38 PM

i like to suck on poo as it is coming out of someones asshole. it tastes especially good if the person has recently had aclhohol or a curry. I also cath the wee in a glass and drink that to help the poo slide down. I am gettin a boner just thinking about this

by brrrrr at May 1, 2006 9:12 AM

i have a hard on just reding all the commments. im ging to go and eat my own shit for the first time i'm so turned on fight now. ill let you know how ti goes down

by marvin at May 10, 2006 10:41 PM

thats gross...you are all sick...or am i??? i was just typing random words up on google and i came in here...im hard...am i sick too??? must be...sum1 sedate me and then what you want with me!!! hehehehe...sick!!!

by titlez at May 11, 2006 1:04 AM

hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii i like my bum

by maisie at May 11, 2006 1:36 PM

oh my fucking god people there are actuall people out there who eat poo? u sick mother fuckers go kill urself right now if u eat shit
wow i have one last thing to say about u people and that is
UR SiCK MOTHER FUCKING FREAKS

by wow at May 12, 2006 6:00 PM

You guys are sick bastards! I've only eaten poo once when I broke the bathroom door down to catch my little sister shitting in the outhouse, and I forced her around and licked the poo off her ass so it was nice and clean and ready for my dick to go in. Then I shoved her face in the bottom of the outhouse and made her eat her own shit. Wait a minute...maybe I'm the sick bastard...or mayber we're all a bunch of sick bastards!

by Jimmy Assraper at May 19, 2006 11:42 PM

I fuck little boys, nothing older than 8.

I just needed to confess smoewhere.

by The Daddy at May 28, 2006 2:37 AM

heyaa i love eating poo. especially wen my nan gives me hers baked in a shitty pie....yummyyy try it sum day it is fockin dogs bollocks ppl, and i eat my dogs shit aswell in the morning, i have 2 fight 4 it with my dog cuz he also shares my fantasy of poo . I also finger my ass and my dogs anal cavity, he whines

by matt z at May 29, 2006 11:46 AM

To be perfectly honest with you, I really do not know. I can tell you that I would expect you to possibly get sick. Certainly a human being would become very sick and possibly even die from eating human faeces.

I remind you that I am a medical doctor. I am not a veterinarian.

Regards,
Dr. Clark & Dr. Bates

by Dr. Clark & Dr. Bates at May 29, 2006 2:48 PM

my name is andrew.. iam a 90 yr old virgin.. i have a wrinkly arse and balls aND my best friend a light post and her name is sophia berkintiddlewee. we have play dates.. i excrete over sophia.. i shit on sophia when i get bored she giggles.. sometimes she tells me to molest my little cousin, becos he's under 8.. my favorite shoes are customs and pk's.. i spread my bum cheeks and ticke my mums sloppy box when i poop.. it helps me relieve my tension.. when im at work i shove tampons up my bum so my poop doesnt excrete very fast on the children.. i love children.. mmmmm kindy kids make me hot.. i love their poo... sophia is a kindy kid.. poo

by andrew beckers loves poo at June 9, 2006 8:53 AM

add me on msn if u like 2 eat poo like me music_matt@hotmail.com

by Matt Z at June 24, 2006 2:02 PM

i like eating poo and leafs. i wrap the poo in the leaf and put it up my boyfriends ass then i have a threesome with my bezzie m8 and we all take it in turns to lick the oo frm each others arse. i also rub poo on thier tits and put my boyfriends cum in the blender with his poo, then we have chococum milkshake. i suck boys cum and like
smelling it. the smell is so nice i put it under my nose like a mostach so i can smell it all the time. u may think im weird, but i just love poo and sucking my friends tities. i also broke my neck so i could suck my own tities. sumtimes we have tittymilk-cum-chocolate-sperm-poo and leaf milkshakes. they r very tastey. if u email me i will tell u how to make them xxpooloverxx

by poo-doo-poo at June 26, 2006 9:57 AM

Hi ppl
I DONT EAT POO!, I DNT EVEN KNOW Y I AM ON THIS!
OK SO I DNT EAT POO, NEVER HAVE, NEVER WILL!
ok bye

by Georgina at July 3, 2006 8:27 AM

i love when ppl die, not when thesefucks eat poo, so get out from this hell, go into the street, stop eating/smoke poo, take a kinfe, sword, gun, machine gun, and ever killing thing, and go kill, got it? if u want a hell - p to do sperm poo, go hell, coz u need only kill, not do three somes or anything, while u sex, ppl is dyng, and the baddest, thats not by ur hand
go kill bastard KILLLLLL, PPL IS WAITING THEIR DEATH, GO GIVE IT TO THEM (and my e-mail is false)

by psycow killa at July 5, 2006 8:27 AM

every morning i awake with high hopes and expectations of what the day may bring, but unfortunately i fall into the same daily routine. i do my morning shit (as one does, oh just the thought of the smell is getting me all wet in my nappy) i gather it all up from inside the toilet bowl and i make a little minature man (with a strapping large cock) out of it. i wait anxiously all day long and then i fuck my shit-made-boyfriend. and then i eat him. i believe its the way god has intended me to live my life.

by imapsycho at July 6, 2006 4:14 AM

Hey I want to eat poo/pee and I dont know how to start can some of you guys give me advice cheers

by Stevey at July 6, 2006 3:26 PM