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daddy would you like some sausage
by mg at 11:28 PM on April 08, 2001
There are two new recruits to the Bad Samaritan army! Okay, that sounds a little narcissistic, how about, "There two new sites with which we have a reciprocal link arrangement"? That rolls off the tongue like Anne Heche hanging out backstage at the Rosie O'Donnel show, doesn't it?
Anyway. The two new recruits are Slacker Jedi and Lacking in Emotional Content. Ralph at Lacking wrote "It's REALLY hard for me to become instantly addicted to a blog, this is one of those times: Bad Samaritan." Nice.
Surgeon Generals Warning: Bad Samaritan has the same addictive qualities as crack. Remember kids, crack may be a ghetto drug, but Bad Samaritan will never leave you standing on a corner trading blow jobs for a hit. Though, I'd be pretty willing to sell my body for hits.
Well, Slacker Jedi and Lacking in Emotional Content have been cool enough to show me love, so all ya'll should be cool enough to show them some love for me. Go visit. And if anyone else wants some love, you should know that I give my love up pretty durn easy. But I'm not a playa, I just crush a lot. So, you know, send an e-mail and I'll give you the hook up.
Speaking of love, I'm not really sure what Blog Whores is all about. It seems to be kind of a Talk Soup for weblogs, but without the pithy commentary (and we could all do with a little less pithy commentary in our lives). Well, someone over there must have liked the whole bad advice prom piece (the one that has caused so much trouble - *see below), because they decided to quoted it. I guess I don't have anything else to say about that.
comments (13)
Daddy would u like some sausage!?!?!?!?!?
by Kayla at January 2, 2002 1:03 PM
DaDDY WOULD YOU LIKE SOME SAUSAGE !! I WOULD LIKE SOME SAUSAGE YAY YAY YAY SAUSAGE!
by robbo at April 28, 2003 5:09 AM
i like sausages :O
by krysta at October 27, 2003 10:36 AM
Squirting out the chili man anyone here ever take a poop and when it comes out it burns you hole so bad that you cry and look to have some of that toilet wate splash up in the crack of your hole let me know just curious
by Daniel at February 24, 2004 11:38 PM
yes thats happened to me once or twice
by thomas at March 5, 2004 3:38 PM
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I FARTED AND DID POOPIES IN MY PANTS SO LICK MY ASS AND LIKE IT WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I AM A FRISBIE I AM A FRISBIE I LIKE A TELEPHONE SANDWICH ON JEFF BREAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! sniffa de de dickchops drank my ass!!!!!
by WOLFGANG MACKENBOLIE at May 5, 2004 4:32 AM
Shining poo cholesterol air I care about you.Poooy bummy spring ding hot poo hot poo let me put custard in your mouth while making crammed ham cut by a fan shoved in a can for spam with jam and rinsed pooy poooooooooooooyyyy poooooooy bum bum bum bum chicken sanwich....chicken sandwich bum crack chicken anus chicken custard!!!
by charles of pointy eyes at May 20, 2004 12:43 AM
my mom wont let me have a dog because i raped my 2 year old sister.its her fault i got caught because she was crying so much.so i put a firecracker in her poo hole.that didnt shut her up so i put her in the chip pan for an hour and she eventualy stoped.
by terry at January 4, 2005 5:03 PM
maan whatchoo talkin bout maan
by Joe Mama at April 12, 2005 5:53 PM
Damn, you guys are on some serious crackballs.
by Bob at June 14, 2005 6:05 AM
>;] yup
by bj at October 2, 2005 11:06 AM
heck dude. You got 'issues', actually, you have a whole subscritpition. And, whats up with that!?!?!!? I mean, two year olds aren't even fully 'devolped'. Good gosh child. My mama woulda whoop ya butt good.
This is the Almighty Bird.
Fear my wrath.
Wow. You need help. You are seeing a phsychiatrist, right? Yup, I betcha.
by Flix at January 7, 2006 1:28 AM
I want a whore. But I don't want to pay and I don't want her to be a crack fiend. What are my chances? Plus I want to wank off into her hair if possible.
thanks!
by smelly William at January 16, 2006 6:24 PM