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by the power of greyskull
by mg at 12:08 PM on April 21, 2001
I got a new latop computer for my birthday. My old computer was nearly four years old. To put in perspective how much has changed in the computing world in four years, my new computer can:
• download porn from the internet at nearly twice the speed (36k/s to a 56k/s modem)
• process porn more than four times as fast (200mhz to a 850mhz chip),
• show pornographic images at about 110% the size (13" to a 14.1" monitor),
• store ten times as much porn (2gb to a 20gb hard drive),
• use a webcam, which I will be getting soon, so I can be the one satisfying all you sick bastards pornographic needs (Win95 to WinME).
Plus, not only does it do all those things, it also fits snuggly in my lap.
comments (1)
it fits in your lap even tho you're processing all that porn? impressive.
by clementine at April 27, 2001 3:10 AM