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by mg at 03:19 PM on April 28, 2001

So, after my first week back at work was finally over yesterday evening, I decided to do something to treat myself. Since I am required by law not to smoke crack, have sex with minors, or set household pets on fire, I decide to buy myself some new DVDs.

I really wanted to get the Fight Club special edition package, which has two discs in it and tons of extras, but it would have been more than US $40, which is way more than I want to spend now. Considering that I haven't been paid yet, and if I could, I would quit my job in a second.

Well, the guy helping me at HMV told me that one of my favourite movies, Empire of the Sun hadn't been released on DVD yet. Considering that it is the only Steven Spielberg movie that I've ever enjoyed, I hope Stevie is reading this and decides to put his muscle into getting Empire released.

The HMV clerk also told me that another of my favourite movies, The Warriors, had recently been released, but they didn't have any copies of it in stock. I can't tell you how many Saturday afternoons during my adolescence were spent watching The Warriors on channel five. I wonder how well it holds up 20 years later, and whether it would be worht spending US$25 for it.

So then I was looking for Leon, which is the European version of The Professional, another one of my favourite movies and the first screen appearance of Natalie Portman. I love Natalie Portman. I found a naked picture of her, but I can't post it considering she was underage and it would be illegal. Ha Ha! I get to see Queen Amidala naked and you don't! Suckers!

I actually picked up Leon because I hear the whole weird sex angle between Leon and Natalie's character is explored more. As much as I really want to see that, I ended up putting it back. Instead, I bought Dancer in the Dark. I hadn't seen it before, but I love Björk. I was going to watch it last night, but a friend came over and we ended up going to IHOP instead.

Oh shit! Did I just do an entire post about DVDs? All I have do do now is mention Thess and Suzi and how much I need your hits, and I might as well be Justin.

comments (5)

You fag.. I seached the net for good pics of Nat Portman... you got my hopes all up.. then you decide not to post them..

I hope we meet in rl.. so I can show you some of my 50+ awesome naked NP pics..

PS you suck.

by mr I wana see the pics at July 17, 2001 10:15 AM


you are this biggest hold out ever, and i thought my friend ayrton was a hold out, but you holding out on natalie portman naked, hang on a minute, would it still be illegel if you where to send it to your friends on the intenet(i.e me), cos i really dont like calling people hold outs so would you like to change my opinion of you

by how slack are you at January 2, 2002 1:39 AM


you know, my friend ayrton is a hold out, just like you, not showing the pictures that is the most doggish thing i have ever seen, why dont you make me change my mind about you being a hold out and send me the pictures my email is thebigone31@hotmail.com or would that be illegel to

by don't be a hold out at January 2, 2002 1:44 AM


couldn't you at least tell us where you got the pics? i know that wouldn't be illegal...PLEASE!!!

by Mr. Ambiguous at May 21, 2002 11:08 PM


i must see those pictures!
please, i beseech you i must see Natalie Portman naked!!!
i am but a humble man with the great need for underage pornography...please, if you can find it in you heart to be generous.....send those holy pictures...to me

by Jack Doorkey at November 29, 2003 2:06 AM