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by mg at 05:13 AM on March 31, 2001

There are a couple of my friends that I've known since elementary school, which is kind of weird since we'd all ended up at different junior high and colleges and (some of us) never got along in elementary school.

So, my friend, Brion, ran into one of our elementary school classmates a couple weeks ago, and she invited him to a play she was going to be in. He, of course, invited the rest of us along. The play was last night. Brion told me where this play was being perfomed, a place called "Show World." Immediately, the thought that ran through my mind was that "Show World" sounded like the name of a strip club. I said, "Uh, Brion, what kind of play is this?" He didn't really know, he isn't much up on getting details.

I asked where Show World was. 42nd Street and 8th Avenue. If you who know New York City you know what kind of neighborhood that address is in. When Times Square was cleaned up a few years ago, when Disney and MTV and Viacom swept through, all the strip clubs, peep shows and XXX video stores moved out. But not far. They moved from Times Square outwards toward the rivers, out towards 7th ,8th and 9th avenue.

So, to hear the address 42nd street and 8th avenue and to hear the theatre name "Show World" my first and only thought was that our old elementary school friend was now a stripper. I was impressed. She was cute as a button in elementary school and incredibly hot when I'd last ran into her a couple of years ago. And now she was performing in a strip club. I couldn't quite believe it. She had always been kind of straight and narrow when she was younger. But things change, I suppose.

It would be nice to see her again and catch up, and the thought of being able to see her naked, heck to see anyone naked, would have been enough to get me there.

So, we went.

The place, Show World, was, indeed, a burlesque house. There were signs for the typical Times Square 24 peep shows, but also signs for plays that had been performed there before. Since Brion didn't even know the name of the play, we still weren't sure this was the right place. I was simultaneously hoping that it was and that it wasn't. On the one hand, naked chicks, on the other, the chance of running into someone you know as your walking out of the place. "Oh, hello there Reverand Camden, I was just in the porn house watching a friend perform. That's right, no need to mention this to my mother."

While me and Brion were trying to decide whether to go in or not, some kid we went to high school with went in. We asked if he was there for the show. He said "I'm really drunk," and went in. I watched him go in head straight to the little private booths in the back of the place.

When me and Brion finally went in, we found the theatre to be upstairs, away from the nudity. The place smelled spunky. This was the right place and we bought our tickets and kind of hung out, looked around, felt really awkward, and made sure not to touch anything.

The upstairs had a balcony that looked out over the main part of the place. As we were waiting I was watching the mop-pusher clean out one of the little booths. I'd heard lots of jokes about mop-pushers in porn shops, but now to actually see it made me really stop and think about things. All I kept thinking as I was watching this guy was that "as bad as my life is right now, it could be worse. I could be that guy."

I felt good about my life for the first time in a long while.

So, the play ended up being A Clockwork Orange. Wow. Cool. Rock on. But, wait. Oh, no, there's more. The play is actually A Clockwork Orange : The Musical. Hmm. The possibility of a naked musical based on a book/movie about violence and sex is somehow very intriguing.

When we got into the theatre, it was empty. I can not express how frightening it is to be inside a porn theatre, alone, with another dude. Anyway, people started to roll in eventually. Then the lights went down and the show started. Damn. Clothing. I was disappointed, but not for long. It was actually a very good show. And I'm not just saying that because my friend who was in the play might be reading this. It was a very good performance. The choice of venues added to the whole clockwork orange experience, the costumes were excellent, the actor's performances were fantastic. There were a couple of the actors who were just incredible.

I actually fell in love with the actor who was playing Alex. Let me point out that Alex and her droogies were all females. Over the course of the two hours I kind of fell in love with the actress who played Alex. And I enjoyed myself. I think I need to spend more time in burlesque houses.

comments (34)

I what to see little girls naked for my resoreach I am doing a couse in to be a doctor please sent my faw pictures of little girls

by Matthew at October 4, 2001 2:48 AM

please send me some of pics that you have

by naser at October 21, 2001 12:32 AM

Uhh... Matthew, somehow I doubt that.

by FireZamor at November 5, 2001 9:51 PM

Interesting... there's something so horrible about the power trip of seeing a previously unattainable and beautiful girl humiliated in prostitution. Paying for sex is not a good transaction, I'm for Free Love!!!



by William Wheelbarrow at November 14, 2001 8:59 AM

somehow i feel sorry for the author of this page...

even though he got to see what seems to be a really cool pereformance excluding the fact that he had to watch it in a live nudes theatre.

lol somehow i think i was the only one to actually read this... damn there is a lot of stupid people who reply to this...

i apollogize for their stupidity even though its not my fault it makes me feel like a better human... good day and good site =O

by Saurman at November 26, 2001 5:34 AM

I read it. I just think naser and matthew are sick bastards

by FireZamor at November 26, 2001 6:39 PM


by YOUR ALL WASTES at June 15, 2002 1:08 PM

Ok few things i gotta say about this, there is a difference between looking at the HUMAN body as art, which includes with clothes on too, and also GROWN women. But in this case half, if not all, are prolly gonna be jerking themselves to these pics, which is highly disgusting. Your all a bunch of pedophiles who need fucking help, cause most of you have or prolly will have raped a little girl by the time you die, which is quite fuckin sick and sad. Im not one to judge until it comes to twisted fucks such as the most of you. Look at these pics as art, research, studys, not something to beat off to later. So lets put it this way, if you can look at a 12 year old girl, and get aroused over it, your sick and need help..............FUCKING PEDOPHILES!!!!!!!

by Unknown at June 19, 2002 12:15 PM

yeah, uhmmm, Im that mop pusher guy. Well no not really... Its actually worse. I work for Princess Cruise ships. My friend from middle school is a stripper but I haven't gone to see her "perform" yet. No comment about pedophiles or bin laden or bush (no pun intended)...because as a wise man once told me "arguing on the internet is like running in the special olympics; even if you win your still retarded" - a message from JRRs shut the puck up foundation.

by sticky shoes at August 2, 2002 12:20 AM

There are no, repeat NO, child pornography images on this site. It is illegal, and even if it weren't, it'd still be sick and wrong.

by mg at October 7, 2002 12:39 AM

Fucking sick bastards!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You should get help.

by Paul at October 31, 2002 6:21 AM

If I was the webmaster from this site, I would remove the offensive context from the page, or you will find out that the site will end up being closed down, all due so some idiots that couldn't get a girl older than 14 if they tried. Or I would sort out some script that can ban these dicks by their IP address. I already have a list of the mail addresses from the people involved and hope that they were smart enough not to register the addresses at home or at work, otherwise getting their IP address and other information from their ISP won't be a very difficult thing to do. Be warned - or I might just send someone after your daughters, you sick sick sick people.

by Good Advice at November 13, 2002 3:21 AM

whoever is such a perve should be locked up and shot with a canon, because this site is unacceptable and is for the weak at heart only, it should be shut down

by anonymous at December 19, 2002 2:12 PM

You be dead sick bastards!

by Voltron at January 24, 2003 12:40 PM

People! You soooo CANNOT have nude pics of underaged girls. That is wrong. And it's also illegal. Get with it. You CAN, however, have a loving relationship with God. This is a relationship that guarantees to be lasting, affirming, and enriching. To find out more, shoot me an email, or go to your local church. You sickos.

by Jesus at April 30, 2003 10:23 AM

now what I find facinating is how many people come to this site, following clearly marked links...just to say how sick other people here are...DENIAL IS FUN HUH ?

by HI DERE at May 11, 2003 11:58 PM

not all pictures of naked underage girls are illegal. there are some websites that have pictures of nude underage girls that are art sites and are perfectly legal. the law clearly states that it is illegal to take posses or view pictures or video of underage girls (or boys) that are involved in sex acts, or in lewd un-natural positions.

if they are not involved in sex acts, or in lewd un-natural positions they are techincally legal.

by smartlegalguy at May 12, 2003 1:30 PM

Yeah, just because something is legal, that total stops it from being icky.

by mg at May 12, 2003 5:35 PM

U guys r fucked up n e one lookin 4 porn from girls that r under 18 is fucked. i'll tell the truth im 16 but i'd rather looka a fully developed 18 year old than a 16 year old (unless shes in my room).

by R Kelly at May 17, 2003 7:10 PM

What is wrong with you people?!?! Child Porn is illegal, immoral, and dispicable!! How could you even codone the existance of it?! I am 15 years old, and I find it EXTREAMLY offensive that anyone could possibly be interested in something as horrible as child porn. You are all destined to become catholic priests!

by HOLY SHIT!!! at May 27, 2003 7:50 PM

You're all fucking retards that realy need to get a life... if u think someone with an I.Q. higher then 20 wouldnt see through your god damned horny shells, then u must be the dumbest fucking retard on the place of this planet!

by 15 year old boy at June 11, 2003 2:15 PM

Hey... you know what? I think that these people are like 12-15 anyway. Seriously. Your ALL 12-15.

by Smartass at June 14, 2003 8:26 PM

To all the sick-fuck bastards looking for nude pics of little girls............what if i sent you a nude pic of YOUR daughter, you sick sumbitches!!!!!

by Tracy at September 3, 2003 3:26 PM

The preceeding coments, i am soooo sure, do not and never will reflect the views of MG or any god-fearing; half-sane; or even a serial killer's point of view or anything near that.
so what if i am only 18; i realize that MG puts up you you stupid idiots because he has pretty much no choice (considering that this is an open forum) but really. if you must rant and whine about your stupid abhorrent addiction to child pronography (which is defined as photos or other image media THAT SERVES NO REASONABLE PURPOSE) then please include your email address so that i can report you to the fedral government of the united states. i am sure that some helpful F.B.I. or other agent will be there shortly. thanks-
Buh By.

by Nuke at September 14, 2003 12:22 AM

I know im a huge ass pervert, but send me some preteen photos in my email, or tell me a site u could go to get them. Im 15, so its not that bad is it?

by Tommy Verceti at December 30, 2003 11:54 PM

ya know what i think? u are all sick retarded asshole idiots who need to get a life!
and i have a twelve year old daughter at home so i hope you rott in your dead
courps of shit in hell!! thank you!

by damm u to hell at December 31, 2003 3:28 PM

There sure are a whole big bunch of sick Dick-heads in the world. Isn't there? How would you feel if someone was looking at your younger sister or infant daughter? Would you mind? You should.

by Will at March 9, 2004 11:52 PM

you are all fucking pedifiles who should drug out to the middle pf the street and shot.

by urallgoin2die at April 14, 2004 1:57 PM

Actually, looking at pics of underage girls is only morally wrong if you are over 18. Me, however, being 15, I can look at 14/15/16yo girls without feeling like a pedophile. Any of you over 18 though, I hope you die and burn in hell, and have dogs eat your corpse.

And underage rape pics are just wrong. Even if you are underage too.

That being said, the best source for underage "art" is downloading limewire. Search for "limewire" on www.download.com.

I will not send y'all any, because I don't want to get caught.

And for all you who think it's immoral even if you are under 18, don't worry, I shall get rid of all underage pics when I turn 18.

Wow I'm like the only morally straight person here.

by PETER at May 6, 2004 6:46 PM

Actually, Peter. It's illegal to look at any kind of porn if you're under 18. Which is weird. Because you can get married and have sex at 17. And you could video tape it, too. However, you can't legally watch it until your next birthday.

The world is a crazy place, eh?

by Maji at May 6, 2004 10:18 PM

in se asia in the 60,s little girls were selling themselves on the streets of the phillipines and veitnam. i remember a child of about 7 or 8 who offer to ride me right there on the street in the chair i was siting in at a sidewalk cafe in saigon. she even dropped her pants to show me the goods. i did not take her up on it but the marine just beyond me did . she charged him 5 dollars and climbed him like a tree
i waited til igot him alone and broke both his arms

by bossfrogg52 at June 17, 2004 5:17 PM

i did not give the right e- mail address because i am new at this stuff , i am correcting that now , and i think that some of the preceding requests for pictures of little naked girl children may have come from boys who are still children thenselves so let me say that if yu are ever caught with these kind of pictures it will mark you forever as the lowest of the low , you will never be able to live it down because the authorities will not let you . and if someone like me ever catches an adult with your hands on a little one beleive me, the cops wont find much to arrest , for i will break your arms and legs and then braid them

by bossbulfrog52 at June 18, 2004 11:14 AM

Hey, Fuck yourselves sick bastards..!! That's just ugly..!! Get a life.. You all need help.. Pedophilian is sick..!!! Fuck yourselves sick assholes..

by Horrified at June 19, 2004 6:21 PM

Comments are now closed. Please don't email me asking for pictures, you perverts. I removed all the comments asking for any pictures but I left the ones calling you perverts perverts because hopefully that'll make you feel even remotely guilty about what you are doing.

by mg at August 8, 2004 1:40 PM

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