ladies leave your men at home

by mg at 12:28 AM on March 18, 2001

If you happen to be in or around New York City this weekend, one of my favorite performers will be playing. Stuart Davis will be playing at the Living Room on Saturday (3/24) at 8:30.

He is most easily described as a folk musician, but don't be alarmed, he is very good and not at all lame. He writes songs about blowing up the president, falling in love with Barbie dolls, and reawakening his Viking ancestry. If you enjoy this site, you would enjoy his show.

I got this string of e-mail this evening:

Date: 6:30:08 PM EST

From: unknownsender

dam you

Date: 6:31:06 PM EST

From: pupppygirl90402

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Date: 6:31:38 PM EST

From: puppygirl90402

who are you

Date: 6:32:44 PM EST

From: puppygirl90402

STOP STOP STOP STOPP

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Date: 6:34:27 PM EST

From: unknownsender

dam you

Date: 6:40:59 PM EST

From: PUPPYGIRL90402

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Oh lord. PuppyGirl. Someone. Please explain.

Song of the Moment : Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger by Daft Punk

Are you so desperate for advice that you'd be willing to ask someone with absolutely no training, compassion, or desire to help other human beings? I know, me too! We've got all answers. We just need your questions. So ask away.

Sad Entertainment News

TV's original Jerry Springer, Morton Downey, Jr. is dead at 68 after a long battle with lung cancer. Mort "The Mouth" as he was known, was a big star in the 80s for his shock-style TV talk show.

Morton Downy, Jr. is survived by son Robert Downey, Jr. who was so distraught by his father's death he rushed out, bought some cocaine, rented a Wonderwoman costume and checked into a hotel. Police arrested him but he was later released after it was found out that imaginary neonazis had made him do it.

After hearing the news of Robert Downey, Jr.'s latest drug trouble, the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences decided to award him as Best Actor in a Motion Picture, despite the fact he was neither nominated for the award nor had even appeared in a movie last year.