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one sick puppy

by mg at 05:34 PM on February 19, 2001

I spent the entire weekend feeling miserable and for the first time in more than a month it wasn't because of something going on in my life. No, this time it was something going on in my body.

Not that any of you care, but I've spent the last couple days feeling very very sick.

Now it seems even my body has turned against me.

Stupid body.

I had some throat thing going on. That made it kind of suck to breathe, but at least I had that sexy, husky Kathleen Turner voice thing going on. Or so said everyone I talked to over the weekend. But then it got too painful to talk. Thank god for AIM.

I was brining up stuff that was an incredibly unnatural color. It must have been like an episode of X-Files going on in my lungs. I think maybe I'm the one carrying Moulder's baby.

I was also running a really high fever. Or at least I think I was running a fever, I don't own a thermometer. I was going through periods of about an hour of chills, followed by about two hours of sweating and burning up as the drugs started to work. And then finally about an hour of feeling just fine as the drugs were in full effect. Rinse, lather, and repeat for three days and that was my weekend.

I wish I'd had some aspirin. That would have probably done wonders. But I managed to make do. You know what they say, feed a cold, smoke Crack for a fever.

But there is one really good thing about running such a high fever. It's the hallucinations. You hit like 104 F and your brain starts to boil in it's own juices, causing some pretty nifty delusional episodes.

Unfortunately all my delusional episodes were reruns of "Two Guys, a Girl and Pizza Place."

comments (2)

Yah, I think you were delusional when you wrote this? Take some more Nyquil bro. It's the elixer of life.

by dutchwhiskey at February 19, 2003 3:05 PM


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by Hilda Osborne at November 12, 2003 9:50 PM