I have a dream...

by mg at 04:05 PM on January 15, 2001

It is a holiday in the States today. Martin Luther King, Jr day. I don't really have anything to say about that.

But since it is a holiday for me, I am not going to write anything. Read this bit of an AIM conversation with a friend of mine that I saved, I'm guessing, because it it terribly amusing. mg is, indeed, my AIM handle. So if you ever feel like writing and find me on-line, please do (write, that is).

friend: i'm applying for genus-species reassignment

friend: paperwork should take 30 - 90 days

friend: i didnt want to pay the $45 fee to expidite

mg: oh yeah? what species are you applying to be?

friend: genus "poontang"; species: "magnetus"

mg: oh yeah, what phylum would that fall under?

friend: dammit mike, i'm doctor, not a taxonomist

friend: i dont know the phylum, but falling under the "lesbos" kingdom would be pretty cool

Tomorrow starts a couple days of me putting my ex-girlfriend behind me. I already wrote tomorrow's bit. It is pretty good, so check back, and check Saturday's post to figure out what is going on if you haven't already read it.