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the most beautiful girl ever born

by mg at 12:42 AM on May 26, 2001

On the way into work this morning I met the woman I am going to marry.

Okay, I guess I didn’t meet her, I just saw her.

Standing there, not more than three feet away from me, on the downtown E train, was the most beautiful woman I had ever seen. My friend had a nickname for this girl he was into, he called her the Most Perfect Chinese Girl Ever Born. I think the girl I saw on the subway this morning is not only the Most Perfect Chinese Girl Ever Born, but also the Most Perfect Girl Ever Born, period.

She was Chinese, by the way, if that hasn’t been made perfectly obvious. But I am not. Which is probably reason alone for to never talk to me. That and the fact that she is perfect, and I am far from it.

I can’t even say what it was that was so beautiful about her. She is hardly what most folk would call the typical beauty. She isn’t blonde, she isn’t blue-eyed, and she doesn’t have breasts the size of Australia. She is Asian, remember? And unless your name is Lucy Lui (or, if this was 1991 instead 2001, Tia Carrera) the majority of America doesn’t find you drop-dead gorgeous or want anything to do with you.

Which is absolutely insane, because there in front of me this morning was the Most Perfect Girl Ever Born, who just happened to also be the Most Perfect Chinese Girl Ever Born too, yet some people probably wouldn’t even give her a second look because she doesn’t look like she came out of the centerfold of some girly magazine. I guess this is all off-topic though, and I am hardly what you’d call your typical feminist, so back to the story.

So, there she was, standing not more than three feet away from me, and I could do or say nothing. As I’ve mentioned before, I’ve got no game. I’ve never been able to walk up to a strange girl and just start talking to her. It is really that first step that bothers me, because once I get into a conversation, I am calm, relaxed, witty and charming.

Probably.

I have to guess about that part since because, like I said, I’ve never been able to approach strange and beautiful women. But, and here is the thing, I was reading something last night, a story called The Tao of Flirting by my idol, Jason Pettus. The story is like a scene from a movie, where two people meet and their back and forth is amazing, they each always have the perfect comment to the others witty one-liner, and it all seems so… scripted.

And I watch scenes like that and always think, “That would so not happen in real life.” But I don’t know, because it may happen, just never to someone like me. I can’t imagine that kind of repartee ever happening in real life.

And while Jason’s story is no exception, it’s as scripted as anything from Two Guys, a Girl, and a Pizza Place, it is the kind of dialogue that I would, and have, come up with in my head whenever I’ve been faced with a situation where snappy banter would come in handy.

…to be continued.

comments (9)

Though I agree entirely with your opinion of Asian women, I believe that the only reason American men are not drawn to them in greater numbers is simply lack of exposure. Once many of us gain experience with Asian girls, the importance of blond hair and blue eyes fades into obscurity. Lost forever as we come to understand what a real woman is all about.

Below is a link to my commercial website. Though it is a sex site, It’s not part of some big Asian sex network. I perfer to think of it as a “Mom and Pop" enterprise. And if you read any of what I write about Asian girls, you will see that I in no way think of them as good only as sex partners, but rather as the best full fledge partners in every aspect of life that a man will ever find. If your interested simply email me and I will give you a free username and password.

Regards, Richard Krouse (A.K.A. “The Three Legged Man.”)

by Richard Krouse at November 6, 2001 8:49 AM


Riiight...Ok..very touching story though..You should have spoke to her.. maybe there might of been a chance, you never know.. Whats wrong with British Women huh? No one mentioned them.... I just feel left out now..

by Jade at April 14, 2004 4:39 PM


Although I am far younger than you all, this story is disturbingly relative to my own life. Asian girls are hot... Devilishly hot. Back when I was in Junior High, I knew this girl named Melissa. At the time, she was just some girl, and I didn't pay notice to race or anything and I guess I didn't even find her attractive. Once 9th grade hit, I stared at her in class (on accident), and she looked up at me. She had kind of a shy look to her and after that moment I couldn't get her out of my mind. Ok, Flash forward- I'm a senior now... I have a girlfriend (she's white, attractive), and back in the 9th grade she knew I liked her, ALOT- thanks to my wise ass friends. She always kinda avoided me and acted extremly shy, but I was convinced she didn't like me. Now, somewhat more attractive, I will catch her looking at me in the halls, dilliberatly walking close to me, and finding ways to stop herself right infront of me, just because she knows she still has that grip on me. It's crazy what stuff like that can do, but it's rippin me up inside, I've been with my girlfriend for a year and a half- yet I would go out with this one particular girl in a heartbeat. I don't even know her well and I've liked her for YEARS! I'm not saying it's natural, but someone else kinda knows what your talkin about, even if he is only 17. Woah wait, wrote this shit and it's 4 years old... hah.

by Scott Conry at November 17, 2004 10:27 PM


fuck i want with beautiful girl.

by buck at April 19, 2005 3:42 PM


wow I had the same experience with a guy while i was in england i saw him at the London eye and never talked to him , it is very strange how you can just feel it . but i never talked to him and well..... i don't think i ever will

by Lila at February 20, 2006 8:45 AM


yeh asian girls are so hot. i didnt realise how hot they were bcos i always looked at blue eyed gals. now i see da asians nd i cant get enough of em. they have a certain type of prettyness

by WOW at May 6, 2006 10:09 PM


Woah. I swear, no guy at my school has yet noticed an asian girl since they're always looking for that hot blond chick with bombshell boobs. There's plenty of them around, why not expand the cirle? ... to asian chicks?

by laavbunnay at October 5, 2006 1:31 AM


Yeah... i agree. I just feel that sometimes it's hard to go for what you want for various reasons and that sometimes things dont turn out right. But i think it's fate, a lesson that needs to be learned so that things would work out better in the future, to prepare us for something or someone who's even more perfect.

and yeah,i met a 'perfect' girl too. i talked to her, but sorta messed it up lol.

could sure use some help.

by Longfei at November 7, 2006 9:55 PM


Hey, I have a hot japanese g/f, always been interested in asian girls since I was young...dated white and asians. Anyway, don't be such a bitch, go and talk to her, there is nothing really mysterious about asian girls, they are the same as all others. So lose the whole asian mystique crap, otherwise you will never get any... or maybe you like to have your own little fantasies in your head? I prefer to live mine out... just some motivation for you. Go for it! Ganbare!

by Matt at November 15, 2006 2:26 PM